Category: Ass
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Brazilian soccer player removed from team for ‘continuous farting and laughing’
According to ESPN sources, Marcelo was also disciplined by the club for repeatedly farting among his teammates in the dressing room and laughing in the presence of Juninho and Bosz. MORE
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Man found with 2 lbs. of gold up his butt after ‘acting suspiciously’ at airport
The airport official said that ‘a personal search was carried out’, and officials claim that three transparent polyethylene capsules wrapped in white plastic were concealed inside the man’s bum. MORE
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With ingestible pill you can track fart development in real time on your phone
The team developed an ingestible electronic capsule to monitor gas levels in the human gut. When it’s paired with a pocket-sized receiver and a mobile phone app, the pill reports tail-wind conditions in real time as it passes from the stomach to the colon. The researchers, led by Kourosh Kalantar-Zadeh of RMIT University and Peter […]
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A smart toilet could identify your ‘analprint’
The idea for an analprint was sparked by Salvador Dalí, who discovered that “the anus has 35 or 37 creases, which are as unique as fingerprints,” Park wrote in a blog post. The prototype device — which is modular and can be attached to most standard toilets — uses a Raspberry Pi paired with a […]
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Brazilian singer hospitalized with “trapped farts”
A Brazilian singer says she’s no longer ashamed to let it rip, after she was hospitalized with a case of “trapped farts.” Viviane de Queiroz Pereira—better known by her stage name Pocah—made the admission in a recent Instagram story after she was treated for intestinal gas buildup. The 27-year-old told her 15.7 million followers she was too […]
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This sweet-looking doll could burn your house down with its flaming flatulence
This innocent-looking doll could burn down your house with its hazardous, flaming toots. I was just as surprised as Big Clive was after he followed the instructions to activate a “Fanny Flambeaux doll” (skip to the 2:49 minute mark to see what happens). I think he was expecting the doll to produce a few sparks, […]